lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(via fake-mermaid)

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via fake-mermaid)

  • *watches a movie*
  • *sees a dog*
  • me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(Source: tsktsks, via fake-mermaid)

phemiec:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

#do no harm but take no shit

(Source: tylerbooreeze, via leslie-skellington)